“New Moon” Poster

This one’s for all of those folk who find emo, art-school, vampires sexy.

No-Name To Play Loki

A movie about Thor just wouldn’t be complete without that son of a bitch Loki.  That would be like taking a swig of Moxie and not getting that beautiful shot of flavor once the bottle leaves your lips, or driving by a beautiful woman without yelling something to creep her out.  It’s just wouldn’t feel right.  The boys over at Deadline Hollywood Daily have discovered that Tom “The Unknown” Hiddleston has been picked to create major havoc for the Aesir.

Chris Hemsworth “Odinson”?

For those who may have seen cinematic psychopath J.J.Abrams’ new film Star Trek, you may recognize this gentleman as daddy to Captain Kirk.  Well it seems his little romp through the cosmos shot a bolt of lightning up his ass, infecting him with the slow metamorphosis that is God-hood.  You see, mister Chris Hemsworth will be playing the roll of Thor in the up and coming film, set to be released sometime in 2011. 

Crazy Crap: 5/19/09

Despite the fact that he likes to nail spiders, The Count is one rad vamp.