Look Out Emo-Vamps, Here Comes The “DAYBREAKERS”!

June 30, 2009


Sultry, dreamy, hypnotic vampires are sooo last year.  Times, they are a changin’, and a door has opened for vampires to deal with serious issues that plague their lifestyle.

In the not to far off future, blood (that precious nectar of the Gods) has become a dwindling commodity.  It is now up to the Chief Vampyric Officer, Sam Neill, to find a way to save the now dominant species of Nosferatu.  Take a lookie-loo at the trailer: Read the rest of this entry »


Heavy Metal Monday: 6/29/09

June 29, 2009


I can barely type due to a major sunburn, so I’m going to make this short and to the point.  Here’s a video from KISS: Read the rest of this entry »

Pour Another One Out For Michael Jackson: 8/29/58 – 6/25/09

June 25, 2009


What in the hell is going on today?  Seriously.  First Farrah, now MJ?  I don’t normally need an excuse to drink on a Thursday, but if ever there was a great one it just kicked me in the face.  Here’s what Yahoo has to say: Read the rest of this entry »

Pour One Out For Farrah Fawcett: 2/2/47 – 6/25/09

June 25, 2009


Even though Farrah had been vigorously battling a rather unpleasant cancer, and it was known that this was inevitable, it doesn’t change the fact that it still sucks.  If you want the icky details about what cancer she had, just go to CNN and read ’till your eyes fall out.  I will be using my orbs to memorize every inch of this photo.

Thursday Throwbacks: 6/25/09

June 25, 2009


Superheroes live very trying lives.  Not only must they tackle the forces of evil at a moment’s notice, it is also expected of them to save us regular folk from the throws of mortal peril.  One important question needs to be asked here:  Can such people who run on highly hectic schedules co-exist during their down-time?  Better yet, is it possible for 3 such costumed crusaders to split food, rent, and utilities?  Let’s find out what would have happen if Spiderman, Ice Man, and Firestar shared an apartment. Read the rest of this entry »

Epic Tippage

June 24, 2009


This one goes out to all you hard working waiters/waitresses, bartenders, and barristas.  From Yahoo:

Johnny Depp has previously said that money isn’t the key to happiness.  But during a visit to a Chicago restaurant, the star certainly brought joy to one unsuspecting waiter with a reported sizable tip.

Once the bill came around 2:30 AM — totaling up to a reported $4,400 — Depp made sure the man who waited on the group into the late hours was well compensated for his time, as Mohammaed A. Sekhani reportedly received a $4,000 tip from the star.”

If only all people were that awesome.

“Zombieland” Or “In Shape Larry Flynt VS Dead Dudes”

June 22, 2009

I like my tittle better.  It has more Zazz.