Well I’ll be damned. They actually went through with it. They’ve gone and remade yet another movie from our childhood. I thought this one was just going to be another rumor that would fizzle out. Nope. This is for real, folks. ROBOCOP got remade….and we have the trailer. Read the rest of this entry »
“Weird Al” Yankovic: Perform This Way
I’ve always been more of an old-school Al fan. Even though his recent albums are funny as all hell, I still don’t dig the bands he’s been parodying. But this new video makes my nostalgic heart feel like it’s stuck in a closet with Vanna White every time I hear this killer new shit from that lanky madman with the curly hair. He managed to rock my face off and disturb me for life all in the span of 15 seconds. Well played good sir. Well played.
“Macho Man” Randy Savage: Speaking from the Heart
Alice Cooper: He’s Back (The Man Behind The Mask)
How could I let a Friday the 13th slip by without listening to this song? Sure it’s from one of the lesser Friday movies, but you simply can’t ignore how awesomely amazing this tune is.
ManOwaR: Thor The Powerhead
Since I’ll be going to see THOR on the big screen in a few short hours, there was no other song I could think of to get me pumped enough to slay a few dozen Frost Giants.
By now, most of you know that the jerkface who caused 911 was killed last night. The government would have you believe it was due to a bullet in the brain by a special ops dude. Close. The bullet was actually a 2×4 and the special ops dude was Hacksaw Jim Duggan. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
According to Ross “The Boss” Friedman as well as Scott’s girlfriend of over three years, Scott Columbus died yesterday, April 4th, at the age of 54.
Find it hard facing Fridays? Despite the glorious weekend that awaits, does your body simply not want to climb out of bed? Fear not, my little snow-flakes. Just toss back an ear-full of Niki & Sarah’s Early Show (via Unregular Radio) while you chisel those eye-boogers away. They’re just the thing you need to help you power through your morning routine while your brain is picturing the many ways you’ll be destroying it over the weekend. Read the rest of this entry »
Limahl – Never Ending Story
As if I wasn’t already feeling quite epic today, this song just amplifies the epicness.
Amy Lee Radigan: Nerdy Girls Need Love Too
Hey! Amy Lee! If you dig older nerds, look no further! Should the whole age thing be an issue, I’m quite sure Professor Hubert Farnsworth has some sort of de-aging devise to make me like 4 years younger. Either way, you’re a cute nerd-girl up in Canada, I’m a gruff looking teddy-bear in Massachusetts. Let’s make this happen!
About two weeks ago I was sitting with one of my clients at the hospital. He was back to his normal self, but wouldn’t stop making the loud noises he likes to make. So, in an effort to calm my brain, I strapped on my headphones and cranked the Type-O Negative (a gothic/doom/thrash/heavy metal band from Brooklyn). Read the rest of this entry »
Zlad! – Electronic Supersonic
Some say that this is the worst video ever. Those people are stupids. This video rules! OFF-BLAST!
Making it as a band isn’t easy. It’s even harder to make it when you’re a fearsome foursome of foxy femmes. But when your lead singer bounces so she can make it on her own, then dies in a most brutal accident, the chances of you making it are near impossible. Not entirely impossible, though. There’s a few things you can do to assure your chances of total make-age. It’ll only cost you 80 minutes of your time, and a good chunk of your soul. Read the rest of this entry »
It’s Tuesday you say? No it’s not, I haven’t gone to sleep. It’s solely by the power in this band that I am still cognizant. Inspired by their tour announcement I have decided to listen to Turisas nonstop, leaving only one question: great decision or GREATEST decision?
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation: Christmas Vacation
Hip hip hooray for Christmas vacation!
CONAN: Minty The Candy Cane That Fell On The Ground
If I have to have this damn song stuck in my head for a week, then SO DO YOU!