Thursday Cartoon Throwbacks


Every Thursday, Defender, our resident 80s cartoon historian, turns back the hands of time (while spraying it with beer) and brings you a time when your older brother wore denim jackets and big sis was on some Debbie Gibson shit. Thursday Throwbacks is a look back at some of your favorite cartoons from yesteryear and some you may have never even heard of. Be sure to check back every Thursday for another nostalgic installment. Or don’t if you want to keep living in the present…like an asshole.

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe

Voltron:  Defender of the Universe

Captain N:  The Game Master

King Arthur and The Knights of Justice

Dungeons & Dragons


Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos


Dino Riders

Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘N’ Wrestling

Galaxy High School

The Pirates of Dark Water

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show

The Legend of Zelda


Aaahh!! Real Monsters


Mega Man

Spiderman And His Amazing Friends

Teen Wolf


The Tick

Turbo Teen

Duck Tales

Chip ‘N Dale Rescue Rangers


Galaxy Trio

The Herculoids

The Real Ghostbusters

Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light

Conan: The Adventurer

Dragon’s Lair

The Wuzzles

Rainbow Brite



Thundarr the Barbarian




Street Sharks

Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors



4 Responses to Thursday Cartoon Throwbacks

  1. Unholy Moly says:

    my top 5 T.T. Requests in no good order

    ahhhhh real monsters

    tales from the cript

    mutant league football

    captin fucking planet

    the brothers grim

  2. defender669 says:

    good things come to those who wait.

  3. unholymoly says:

    remember the pirates cartoon??

    and the lost city of gold

  4. defender669 says:

    well…I HAVE done the pirates of dark water, but the city of gold is a gem that only a select few know about.

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