Wolverine Trailer News

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Besides being drowned in the raging ocean, the news I have for next year’s Wolverine film is my worst fear.

From Comingsoon.net:

We have officially confirmed with 20th Century Fox that the first trailer for Wolverine will hit theaters with the studio’s The Day the Earth Stood Still on December 12. The trailer will be exclusively available in theaters and will not debut online or on TV until some time later.”

This makes me want to take a dump right in the mouths of all responsible.  There is no way in Hell that this guy will be setting foot in The Day the Earth Stood Still theater.  I am a very patient man, and can hold out for any other way to see that trailer.  Wolverine will slay the new Gort’s lanky ass.

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