Dear MARVEL: Over the years you’ve created some rather awesome superheroes with quite rad powers. However, there’s a rather huge problem that needs a fixin’. This whole giving a face-lift to movies you’ve already made thing needs to stop. I’m sure Andrew Garfield will make a great Peter Parker, but it’s going to take a lot for you to usurp Tobey Maguire. Just sayin’.
He’s Spidey Spidey, And He’s Mighty Mighty!