Head over to AlternativeReel to check out their list of the Top Ten Most Outrageous Opening Lines in Literature. The top three are coincidently three of my favorite books: Hitchhikers Guide, Neuromancer, and 1984. Here’s number ten, from The Hitchhiker’s Guide, which I remember reading for the first time in seventh grade, during one of the many days I chose not to participate in gym…
“Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.”