“Alien Vs. Hunter” = Totally Unwatchable….Literally

May 21, 2013


(the tagline says: “Battlezone: EARTH”…like it matters)

Wow.  This is a first.  I have never in my life come across a movie that is such a blatant ripoff.  Really?  Alien Vs. Hunter?  They couldn’t even come up with a vaguely different name?  We’re witnessing a new form of lazy which requires a whole new word.  I mean, who in the hell did they think they were fooling?  They almost got me.  Almost.  Thankfully, they have a crackerjack team of writers over at Netflix.  What they came up with for a synopsis is pure gold: Read the rest of this entry »

New Terminator Trailer

June 20, 2011

It’s going to be hard for them to top T2, but if you ask me this T-X looks to be one bad ass mother eff.

Super “FRIENDS” Part 2!

September 29, 2010

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, I showed you a video mash-up of The Super Friends cartoon and the 90’s hit sitcom FRIENDS.  Well here’s PART 2!! Read the rest of this entry »

Thursday Throwbacks: 5/7/09

May 7, 2009


By Defender & Oh Mars

And then, from the field of the future, a new king will come…to save the past.

Cartoons of yesteryear slay those of today, hands down.  Not only were they expertly created using the stone age technology of hand drawn animation (usually by Japanese slaves), but most of them would shield-bash your face into a brick wall by the sheer kick-assery of the theme song alone.  Others used epic brute force to bully you into total blind devotion every Saturday or Sunday morning, while some just translated into bitchin’ action figures.

I have been holding out for the right time to present this week’s Throwback for many reasons, even though requests for it bombard my sound receptors on an almost daily basis.  For you see today’s pick encompasses everything you loved about old school adventure toons, while placing a modern day team of heroes in Medieval times to boot.  Lace up your Nike brand kleets, adjust your athletic protecting cup while dawning that beat-to-shit full plate armor, and readying your preferred death dealing weapon.  Here to dish out a dose of Dark Age devastation, at long last, comes none other than King Arthur and The Knights of Justice!

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Crazy Crap: 4/9/09

April 10, 2009

Thanks to Chandra for creeping the ever loving hell out of me.  I will have my revenge….some how.


March 23, 2009

Being one who owns the book, and has seen the film twice, I have had conversations with friends that were almost a mirror of this video.  Why anybody would see this movie without reading the book first causes many question marks to appear over my head.  All of you anti-comic-book nuts need to give this one a go.  It’s so good your head will turn inside out, then explode all over your mom’s newly cleaned carpet.

Crazy Crap: 3/23/09

March 23, 2009

Video game graphics, action, and game play these days are seriously outrageous.  Some of these things have cut scenes that could rival some Hollywood films.  But with all games now constantly trying to one-up it’s competitor, it’s hard for many people to remember the golden age of home consoles, and how truly difficult those games were in comparison.  There’s an individual on youtube who takes the time to point out the flaws in some of Nintendo’s super frustrating games.  He’s a major fan of Rolling Rock, and has a massive temper.  He is the Angry Nintendo Nerd.

Top Gun

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