Caught In The Middle: An “X-Men:First Class” Review

June 11, 2011

One would assume that since MARVEL now has the power to make their own films they’d be able to make flawless comic book movies.  Not so.  Many would simply forget about the Fantastic Four flub, Ghost Rider‘s gaffe, and Electra‘s err…not me.  A good handful of spot on renditions have come to the screen to prove that it can be done correctly.  It just sucks when someone only goes half way.  I just didn’t think the people behind X-Men:  First Class would be in that category. Read the rest of this entry »


Rogue Flies Part-Way Out Of The Closet

April 2, 2010

Sexpot Anna “Rogue” Paquin (best known as the vampire loving blond babe on True Blood) has begun a nation wide rise of nerd boners.  She decided to announce her bi-sexualness  to the world as part of 80’s rock goddess Cyndi Lauper’s “Give a Damn Campaign”.  Once again, Yahoo got the info first. Read the rest of this entry »


Crazy Crap: 5/6/09

May 6, 2009

Oh Robocop, you wascawy wobot.


Mutant Crab-Woman More Talented Than Me

January 14, 2009

20 year-old Heeah, a graduate of Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters, has a rare condition called phocomelia in which people have crab-claws and walk sideways. That doesn’t stop her from playing the piano like a normal human being with 10 fingers and a reason to live. I can’t even type without looking at the keyboard and this thing plays music that drives people to tears. Next time I bitch because I have to get up early and go to my job like a normal human being with 10 fingers and a reason to live, I”ll remember Heeah and feel wicked shitty about myself. (Source)

Ya’ll know I’m kidding, right? She’s incredible to overcome what she has!


Official “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” Trailer (With Some “Super” Ranting)

January 8, 2009

After a month+ long hiatus, RBM welcomes back Defender, our resident mutant-expert.

Am I the only one with super geek mucus pouring out of my noise hole? Thankfully I didn’t have to shell out ten of my well earned green paper rectangles to see this amazing trailer. Some douche thought it’d be a great idea to only show it with The Day The Earth Stood Still. Ass. Read the rest of this entry »