Song Of The Day: 5/20/2011

May 20, 2011

“Macho Man” Randy Savage:  Speaking from the Heart

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!


Pour One Out For: “Macho Man” Randy Savage 11/15/1953 – 5/20/2011

May 20, 2011

While a slew of morons are plastering religious nonsense all over the internet, some rather shocking information elbow-dropped me into my own religious experience….and not in a good way.  It seems the greatest, most meticulous, professional wrestler has signed his contract to wrestle for eternity in the halls of Valhalla.  Today, “Macho Man” Randy Savage passed away.  TMZ has all the details that are known as of now. Read the rest of this entry »


Pour One Out For: Captain Lou Albano 7/29/1933 – 10/14/2009

October 14, 2009

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Loud, animated, a sharp dresser, and a habit of wearing rubber bands on his face.  These were just a few great qualities that made up the managerial madness that was Captain Lou Albano.  A boisterous little fuzzball, Captain Lou lead 15 different tag-teams and 4 solo competitors to golden belt glory.  Children and tweens of the 1980’s will remember The Captain best from his appearances in a slew of Cyndi Lauper videos.  Yup, that was him scolding her for throwing a party in her bed room.  Didn’t he realize that girls just wanna have fun? Read the rest of this entry »


Ready To Vomit

October 9, 2008

The mid to late 90’s was a great time in professional wrestling. Three organizations were duking it out to be supreme in extreme. We had Monday Night Raw with the WWF (the true name of the company), Monday Night Nitro with WCW, and ECW on Friday nights. It was the age of edgy, when being a douche like the guys of DX was the hip thing. None could compete with ECW (Extreme Championship Wrestling to you wuss bags) when it came to being hard-core, giving us more blood than TV would allow. The sport was so huge, that Hollywood studios started making movies with some of the wrestlers. Who doesn’t remember Terry “Hulk” Hogan battling Zeus in No Holds Bared? One of these films happened to be on the tube last night. It was just what Vince Mcmahon needed to firmly clench his greasy fingers around the throat of the wrestling world. WCW’s very own: Ready To Rumble.

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Modern Wrestlers are Pussies

August 18, 2008

Don’t ask me how I stumbled across this. These things just happen. But what it proves is that wreslters nowadays are pansies compared to the huge-balls-insanity of the good ol’ boys like Roddy Piper. Brother.