Product Of The Week: Star Wars Swim Suits (For The Ladies)

December 13, 2010

I am all for hot girls dawning Star Wars apparel.  Less is more, I always say, especially when it’s nearing X-Mas and they’re sporting beach attire.   The people over at Black Milk, have designed two swim suits for the bitchy girl who enjoys giving nerds the worst case of blue balls ever. Read the rest of this entry »


Crazy Crap: Yodawg

September 9, 2010

Bite you will I?  Bite you I WILL!  YEEEES!

Crazy Crap: Millenium Mandalorians

September 1, 2010

Should Lucas ever lose what’s left of his brain and decides to remake his original trilogy, I would be perfectly content with Adrianne Curry playing Leia for 2 reasons: Read the rest of this entry »

“Jedi” Missing Bit Unveiled At Comic Con

August 17, 2010

Why must George Lucas constantly feel the need to give die-hard Star Wars fans massive  heart-attacks by withholding crazy-awesome deleted scenes from the original trilogy?  I’m willing to bet he sits in his Death Star Emperor’s chair at Skywalker Ranch, fondling a light saber, while scheming away his desk.  What a prick.

May The 4th Be With You!

May 4, 2010

MC Chris: Fett’s Vette

Watch the good Star Wars movies all day or until your eyeballs start to bleed.  Which ever comes first.

Crazy Crap: Slave Leia Twins!

January 3, 2010

How do you make Slave Leia even hotter?  Take a picture of her sun bathing with her identical twin!!!  I can already sense the hurricane of filthy thoughts barreling it’s way into my mind.  Must remember to be mindful of my thoughts.  Oh, FUCK IT!  At this point, it’s best to just let ’em fly and worry about pissing off the Jedi high council later.

What If?: Star Trek VS Star Wars

December 10, 2009

Nerds have been debating this very battle for a good 3 decades, yet neither side was willing to cave as to who would be the victor.  It’s good to finally put all of these arguments to rest.