“Welcome To Prime Time Bitch!”: The Nightmare On Elm Street 3 Q&A

September 23, 2010

We”re the Dream Warriors!  We can be heroes inside of our dreams!

Yes, I know those aren’t the correct lyrics to the song Dream Warriors by 80’s hair band Dokken.  But did YOU know that that’s what they were going to be?  Watch the Nightmare on Elm Street documentary Never Sleep Again.  You just might learn a few things you never new before.  Anyways, where was I?  Oh yeah.

A rockin’ reunion took place at Monster Mania Con 16 last Saturday night, and I was in the very front row to witness it all.  I actually hesitated to buy the VIP wristband, a thought that makes me want to jump in front of The Wizard Master’s green laser-beams.  The Return of the Living Dead Q&A had just ended, and I was literally giddy like a school girl for the reunion I’d been waiting many months to see:  the cast of Nightmare on Elm Street 3:  The Dream Warriors. Read the rest of this entry »

Robert Englund Talk’n ‘Bout “INKUBUS”

September 22, 2010

One of the many amazing things that went down this weekend took place in Hunt Valley, Maryland.  The 16th Monster Mania Con was full of horror icons, hula hooping babes, laughs, and lots of liquor.  On top of all the chaos, Monster Mania President Dave Hagan arranged some kick ass events.  Read the rest of this entry »

Scattered Remains, Splattered Brains: Monster-Mania Con ’09 In Review

June 15, 2009

“Dark gray clouds hovered on the horizon.  A crisp summer breeze wafted through the strawberry-blond locks set atop the warrior’s head, as he readied adventuring gear.  His mind went over the list of supplies that stumbled around in his booze soaked skull; a side effect from the night before.  All that was left was to meet up with his traveling companion, Wooster Of The Hill People, and the long trek could begin.  The warrior steeled his gaze at the road ahead of him.  It was time.  Monster-Mania Con had come.”

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After months of preparation, I took off to Connecticut to spend the weekend at a horror convention.  Nothing in my wildest dreams could have prepared me for what the Gore Gods had in store for me.  My buddy Wooster and I continually bounced total baffoonery off one another, loud music rocked the air around us, while questions of what lay ahead of us were tossed around, and this was just the first day! Read the rest of this entry »

RBM Gives Robert Englund Crazy Nightmares

June 14, 2009

Kung Fu THIS, Bitch! \m/