Trailer for “ROBOCOP 2014”: Your Move, Creep.

September 6, 2013

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Well I’ll be damned.  They actually went through with it.  They’ve gone and remade yet another movie from our childhood.  I thought this one was just going to be another rumor that would fizzle out.  Nope.  This is for real, folks.  ROBOCOP got remade….and we have the trailer. Read the rest of this entry »


“Evil Dead” Remake Red Band Trailer

October 24, 2012

Welp…I’m gonna go kill myself.


Thundercats….WHOAAAAAA!!!

April 4, 2011

Originally I thought this was just going to be a re-telling of my favorite childhood cartoon.  I was bullshit when I thought Lion-O was going to stay looking as a child.  But if this is what I think, and it’s taking place well after the T-Cats have crashed on 3rd Earth, I’m going to be one happy Reptilian.  This looks amazing.

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“Night Of The Demons” 2009: Worst Party EVER!

January 6, 2011

Oh baby Lilly Munster…ain’t got nothin’ on you!

Well, I finally did it.  I got to such an extreme level of boredom that I willingly watched the Night of the Demons remake.  Either this was just a very dull Wednesday, or there is something seriously wrong with my brain.  That’s it.  I’ve gone mental.  Read the rest of this entry »


New Image From The “Fright Night” Remake

September 6, 2010

So this time around Peter Vincent is a saiyan?  I don’t remember Roddy McDowall being able to fire energy balls, do you?


Poster For Night Of The Demons: A Remake

August 31, 2010

There’s only one proper thing to say about this….EAT A BOWL OF FUCK!


Rob Zombie’s “HALLOWEEN 2”: I’d Rather Watch “THE BEING”

June 5, 2010

I just pissed away 2 damn hours watching this crap, and I still have no damn clue what I just watched.  The only thing I understood was that I love when hot girls show their boobs.  Thanks for sucking my life away, Rob Zombie.  Your terrible use of unnecessary symbolism, crappy plastering of celebrity cameos, and utter lack of any sort of story truly made my Saturday afternoon.

P.S. – Since when could Loomis teleport?