Guy Ritchie and Whats-Her-Face to Divorce

October 15, 2008

Guy Ritchie and Madonna are splitting up after eight years of marriage. Which isn’t so bad for Madonna; she’s still in her prime. I mean, she’s what, 87? You go girl! Reports People:

In a front page story, Britain’s The Sun newspaper claimed that the couple will be issuing a statement “imminently” on the demise of their often tempestuous relationship, which has been the subject of much speculation in recent months.

I’ve got an idea for a movie called The Madonna Husband Club. It could star Sean Penn, Dennis Rodman, and Ritchie. They drink White Zinfandel, roll drunks, and do their best Madonna impression.


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