Trailer for “ROBOCOP 2014”: Your Move, Creep.

September 6, 2013

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Well I’ll be damned.  They actually went through with it.  They’ve gone and remade yet another movie from our childhood.  I thought this one was just going to be another rumor that would fizzle out.  Nope.  This is for real, folks.  ROBOCOP got remade….and we have the trailer. Read the rest of this entry »


Song Of The Day: 5/20/2011

May 20, 2011

“Macho Man” Randy Savage:  Speaking from the Heart

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!


Song Of The Day: Friday The 13th Edish

May 13, 2011

Alice Cooper:  He’s Back (The Man Behind The Mask)

How could I let a Friday the 13th slip by without listening to this song?  Sure it’s from one of the lesser Friday movies, but you simply can’t ignore how awesomely amazing this tune is.


Song Of The Day: 5/6/2011

May 6, 2011

ManOwaR Thor The Powerhead

Since I’ll be going to see THOR on the big screen in a few short hours, there was no other song I could think of to get me pumped enough to slay a few dozen Frost Giants.


America…FUCK YEAH!

May 2, 2011

By now, most of you know that the jerkface who caused 911 was killed last night.  The government would have you believe it was due to a bullet in the brain by a special ops dude.  Close.  The bullet was actually a 2×4 and the special ops dude was Hacksaw Jim Duggan.  HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!


Song Of The Day: 3/16/2011

March 16, 2011

LimahlNever Ending Story

As if I wasn’t already feeling quite epic today, this song just amplifies the epicness.


Heavy Metal Monday: King Diamond

February 21, 2011

Be afraid…be VERY afraid.  Actually, don’t.  Kim Bendix Petersen may look scary, but he’s just a normal musician who likes to paint his face and act weird.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that.  Hell, I know plenty of people who do the very same thing, though they don’t add hilarious screams in their music. Read the rest of this entry »


Song Of The Day: 2/9/2011

February 9, 2011

Amy Lee Radigan: Nerdy Girls Need Love Too

Hey!  Amy Lee!  If you dig older nerds, look no further!  Should the whole age thing be an issue, I’m quite sure Professor Hubert Farnsworth has some sort of de-aging devise to make me like 4 years younger.  Either way, you’re a cute nerd-girl up in Canada, I’m a gruff looking teddy-bear in Massachusetts.  Let’s make this happen!


Heavy Metal Monday: Type-O Negative

January 31, 2011

About two weeks ago I was sitting with one of my clients at the hospital.  He was back to his normal self, but wouldn’t stop making the loud noises he likes to make.  So, in an effort to calm my brain, I strapped on my headphones and cranked the Type-O Negative (a gothic/doom/thrash/heavy metal band from Brooklyn).  Read the rest of this entry »


Song Of The Day: 1/27/2011

January 27, 2011

Zlad!Electronic Supersonic

Some say that this is the worst video ever.  Those people are stupids.  This video rules!  OFF-BLAST!


Heavy Metal Monday: Adam Bomb

January 17, 2011

Starting a band isn’t about who you are, it’s about who you know.  If you’re lucky enough to have Guns N’ Roses guitarist Izzy Stradlin as a room mate, and happen to sing/play guitar, the odds of you getting a gig somewhere are rather high.  Today’s selection, Adam Bomb (that’s the name Stradlin told him to use), was one of those lucky dudes. Read the rest of this entry »


Song Of The Day: 12/24/2010

December 24, 2010

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation: Christmas Vacation

Hip hip hooray for Christmas vacation!


Song Of The Day: 12/23/2010

December 23, 2010

CONAN: Minty The Candy Cane That Fell On The Ground

If I have to have this damn song stuck in my head for a week, then SO DO YOU!


Song Of The Day: 12/21/2010

December 21, 2010

The Year Without A Santa Claus: Snow Miser/Heat Miser

Outside my window is a world of frozen misery to some, winter wonderfulness to others.  Remind me to drop a line to Heat Miser.  His brother needs to be smacked.


Song Of The Day: 12/17/2010

December 17, 2010

ORGAZMO Theme Song: Now You’re A Man

I wasn’t feeling too manly when I woke up this morning.  But after listening to this song, the manliness is marching through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants.


Heavy Metal Monday: Lionheart

December 13, 2010

It’s amazing the crap you find on YouTube when you’ve been drinking and want some cheezy music to listen to.  Some would go right to Grim Reaper or RAVEN with the hopes of a few chuckles.  But have you ever looked at the list of bands they suggest you check out?  Well I have.  Let me tell you, things aren’t always what they seem.  Some are so rare and stupid that you simply MUST watch.  Today’s band was found in just such a way. Read the rest of this entry »


Heavy Metal Monday: Black N’ Blue

November 15, 2010

It’s a well known fact that growing up sucks balls.  Most people just suck it up and deal with it.  But there are a few people out there who have that spark inside them; that driving force that says “we’re going places, brother…..BIG places”.  It’s these people that usually make something out of their lives (yet still find themselves staying in mom and dad’s basement well into their 30’s).

What’s their secret?  Where do they find the motivation to continue following their crazy pipe dreams?  I think the boys from 80’s glam band Black N’ Blue have found the answer. Read the rest of this entry »


Possibly The Best Drummer EVER!

November 15, 2010

There are only two things that need to be said about this video: Read the rest of this entry »


Heavy Metal Monday: THOR

November 1, 2010

Long flowing blond hair, muscles on top of muscles, and a drive to be epic every minute of the day.  No, I’m not talking about myself.  The guy in question is none other than former bodybuilding champion Jon Mikl THOR.  Why this guy isn’t as famous as ManOwaR, I couldn’t tell you.  He’s done it all:  bodybuilding, sings in a superbly cheesy metal band, acts, writes, AND directs.  This man doesn’t fuck around. Read the rest of this entry »


Song Of The Day: 10/26/2010

October 26, 2010

The Simpsons: We Do! (The Stonecutters Song)

This puppy goes out to my buddies who are a part of a secret society that is quite similar to The Stonecutters.  They adamantly refuse to divulge any of their secrets, but something tells me this video captures their mysterious goings-on perfectly.