Conan: The Dumb-barian

August 20, 2011

No amount of prayers will help your movie, Momoa

Since the colossal success of The Lord of the Rings, studio execs have been trying to bank on the grand-scale epicness perfected by Peter Jackson.  He managed to take the works of Tolkien to a level never dreamed possible while sticking true to the story and pacing them beautifully.  Why other directors can’t follow suit is beyond me.  These days they feel the need to bombard their audiences with quick/random cuts, grand swooping shots from the sky, and random scenarios that seem to say “hey, what do ya think of this?”.  Sadly, the 2011 take on the classic epic Conan: The Barbarian did just that. Read the rest of this entry »

Denise Huxtable, Your Baby’s Name Sucks

January 9, 2009


Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet had sex nine months ago and just before Christmas a baby came out of Lisa. These two are pretty under the tabloid-radar (Jason is on Stargate: Atlantis, Lisa used to be a Huxtable), so nobody really cared. That is until Jason’s mother posted the name of the child on celebrity forums:

Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa.  He was born on the stormest, rainy night.  So Nakoa(warrior) … Mana (strength/spirit)  Kaua(rain) po(dark) … The name was always going to be Nakoa-Wolf, but Jason did the research on first middle name, 2nd middle name as you know is Jason’s.

Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa? It sounds like a girl’s name to me.