The Hobbit: A Most Expected Face-Melting

December 21, 2011

It certainly makes my nerd balls swell to know that this film finally got it’s shit together.  Let’s just hope we get to see it before that 2012 prediction comes to fruition.  Damn Mayans.  They should just buy a new damn calendar, if you ask me.  Those things are quite cheap and have cute pictures of cats doing adorable things on them.


11-11-11 Will Be Chalk Full Of “Immortals”

April 28, 2011

I haven’t heard anything about this movie until today.  As awesome as this looks, it pains me that they totally ripped off the ranger’s weapon from the Dungeons & Dragons cartoon.  I like to think this dude plucked it from the charred remains of Hank then had his way Sheila “the thief”.  Read the rest of this entry »


Song Of The Day: 3/16/2011

March 16, 2011

LimahlNever Ending Story

As if I wasn’t already feeling quite epic today, this song just amplifies the epicness.


Grown-Up/Restricted “Your Highness” Trailer

December 14, 2010

Thank you, Universe.  Once again you have created a movie that was tailor made for me and those I nerd around with.  Keep ’em coming, please.

(small request:  more Natalie Portman ass would be much appreciated.)


Pour One Out For: Frank Frazetta 2/9/1928 – 5/10/2010

May 11, 2010

Yesterday the world lost an artistic deity.  His name was Frank Frazetta (godfather to fantasy adventure art) and if you don’t know who this man was you should leave the hall.  Read the rest of this entry »


Holy Diggigty Daffodil

September 5, 2008

Coming this fall, to a DVD near you: