The Hobbit: A Most Expected Face-Melting

December 21, 2011

It certainly makes my nerd balls swell to know that this film finally got it’s shit together.  Let’s just hope we get to see it before that 2012 prediction comes to fruition.  Damn Mayans.  They should just buy a new damn calendar, if you ask me.  Those things are quite cheap and have cute pictures of cats doing adorable things on them.


BANEs, Bats, & Cats: Trailer For “The Dark Knight Rises”

December 21, 2011

By now the entire world has been made aware of this trailer’s existence.  But I am mostly to blame for the lack of promptness and all around good humor that you all have come to expect from RBM.  Lots of booze and not enough sleep will cause such problems.  Read the rest of this entry »


Song Of The Day: 6/20/2011

June 20, 2011

“Weird Al” Yankovic:  Perform This Way

I’ve always been more of an old-school Al fan.  Even though his recent albums are funny as all hell, I still don’t dig the bands he’s been parodying.  But this new video makes my nostalgic heart feel like it’s stuck in a closet with Vanna White every time I hear this killer new shit from that lanky madman with the curly hair.  He managed to rock my face off and disturb me for life all in the span of 15 seconds.  Well played good sir.   Well played.


Song Of The Day: 5/20/2011

May 20, 2011

“Macho Man” Randy Savage:  Speaking from the Heart

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!


Song Of The Day: Friday The 13th Edish

May 13, 2011

Alice Cooper:  He’s Back (The Man Behind The Mask)

How could I let a Friday the 13th slip by without listening to this song?  Sure it’s from one of the lesser Friday movies, but you simply can’t ignore how awesomely amazing this tune is.


Thursday Throwbacks: PHOTON

May 12, 2011

Remembering things that half the world forgot is one of my many mutant powers (being able to spot a female nipple in one frame of a movie is another one).  Friends contact me at all hours of the night when they get stuck trying to remember something from their child hood, and 90% of the time I have the answer.  It’s that fiendish 10% that gets under my skin.  Every now and then my brain only shows me a few images of things that I should know instantly.  That REEEALLY pisses me off.  But I’m a very patient man.  I know that if I wait long enough (and drink enough booze) the veil will be lifted and the knowledge will be mine.  Today’s “Throwback” took me over 20 damn years, mostly due to a word that will forever haunt me…..PHOTON. Read the rest of this entry »


“THOR”: Norse Gods And A Demented Defender

May 7, 2011

I know what you’re thinking.  “This guy has problems.”  Well, if by problems you mean a strong desire to be awesome, then you’re correct.  Not many people have the balls to fully embrace something they love to the extent that I do, and that’s a shame.  Why wouldn’t you want to absorb might, strength, and power into your daily lives?  The Norsemen had the right idea, so grow a pair and live life the Viking way!  MARVEL studios has been doing just that, and THOR is all the proof you need. Read the rest of this entry »


America…FUCK YEAH!

May 2, 2011

By now, most of you know that the jerkface who caused 911 was killed last night.  The government would have you believe it was due to a bullet in the brain by a special ops dude.  Close.  The bullet was actually a 2×4 and the special ops dude was Hacksaw Jim Duggan.  HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!


Crazy Crap: Portal Kombat!!

April 28, 2011

No, this isn’t a real game.  But if it were, it would be the best game of all time….just as long as Kratos shows up to dish out some pain to those disturbingly cute robots.  They seriously need a good roughing up.


“Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes” Trailer

April 14, 2011

It’s been a good 10 years since Tim Burton grabbed the world by the scruff and drove it face-first into a steaming pile of monkey spunk that was his remake of the classic Planet of the Apes.  Some have forgiven the dreary director, but I for one have not.  Sure, his rendition was closer to the story the original that Apes was based off of.  That doesn’t give him the right to do what he did.  The stink of Paul Giamatti will never go away, despite the hours of vigorous scrubbing. Read the rest of this entry »


Thundercats….WHOAAAAAA!!!

April 4, 2011

Originally I thought this was just going to be a re-telling of my favorite childhood cartoon.  I was bullshit when I thought Lion-O was going to stay looking as a child.  But if this is what I think, and it’s taking place well after the T-Cats have crashed on 3rd Earth, I’m going to be one happy Reptilian.  This looks amazing.

Update: Read the rest of this entry »


Volstagg: The Not-Quite-Voluminous

March 17, 2011

“DAMN THEE, DIET!”

There is much excitement in the nerd community surrounding the new THOR movie that’s due out soon.  As awesome as the trailer is, a “small” problem has been brought to my attention.  Turns out the portly powerhouse Volstagg has been poorly cast.  I know, I know.  How hard could it be to cast a large and in-charge warrior from the halls of Asgard?  Harder than you’d think, apparently. Read the rest of this entry »


Holy Nerd-Gasm, Batman!

March 16, 2011

This is not the face of a Batman who is a scared of something scary.  No sir!  This is the face of a Batman who just had his Bat-brains blown six ways past Sunday thanks to a video game trailer.  But not just any video game trailer, mind you.  He just finished watching some game-play of the new Arkham City game.  Care to have your face make the same reaction?  Hit the jump and prepare for some sheer kick-assery. Read the rest of this entry »


Crazy Crap: The Farting Preacher

March 14, 2011

While at a pizza party my friend was throwing this past Friday night, someone suggested we watch this video.  Being half awake and half in the bag, I wasn’t prepared for the laughing fit that came as a result of this gaseous  man of the cloth.  My face is still sore from that night.


“X-Men: First Class” Trailer

February 14, 2011

Is it possible that someone has actually made an X-Men movie the right way?  This looks quite good.  But I thought that same thing about the Wolverine film.  Fingers, start your crossing.


Starbuck With Starbuck At Starbucks

February 9, 2011

This photo just made my day.  But since my day is just ending, I should seriously consider looking at this the very second I wake up.


Trailer For “Captain America: The First Avenger”

February 8, 2011

Damn.  I have to admit, this looks quite awesome.  The thought of The Human Torch being cast as ole Cap had me quite mad.  But after seeing this, I think I’ll be okay with it.


Crazy Crap: Real Snarf!

January 31, 2011

Most likely it’s illegal to own one of these things in Massachusetts, but I don’t give a shit.  I would proudly drive around my area with a Snarf in the passenger seat.  All I’d have to do is keep my glove box fully stocked with candy-fruit, and deal with the occasional lecture.  Now for the difficult task of getting one smuggled down from New Thundera.


Heavy Metal Monday: Type-O Negative

January 31, 2011

About two weeks ago I was sitting with one of my clients at the hospital.  He was back to his normal self, but wouldn’t stop making the loud noises he likes to make.  So, in an effort to calm my brain, I strapped on my headphones and cranked the Type-O Negative (a gothic/doom/thrash/heavy metal band from Brooklyn).  Read the rest of this entry »


Song Of The Day: 1/27/2011

January 27, 2011

Zlad!Electronic Supersonic

Some say that this is the worst video ever.  Those people are stupids.  This video rules!  OFF-BLAST!


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