You wouldn’t believe how many booby-traps we had to dismantle in order to get this. My chest still hurts from that damn sledge hammer.
DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince: Nightmare On My Street
Despite the lyrics referring mostly to Nightmare 2 and the total lack of swear words, this song rules. It super sucks that the very end gets cut off right before Freddy says, “I’m your DJ now, Princie!“. But what can you do? The version I have on my iPod has the wrong words, so count yourself lucky.
I know I say this a lot, but as far as remakes go, this one looks to be in-fuck-credible.
When I first heard about Jackie Earle Haley (Rorschach from WATCHMEN) getting cast to play Freddy Krueger in next year’s remake of A Nightmare On Elm Street, I knew right away that he would be the perfect person. This picture proves it. JUST LOOK AT HIM!! Perfect. I’m not even going to question his acting chops. I’ve seen Little Children.
Kung Fu THIS, Bitch! \m/
Since the genre of horror is rife with re-makes of everything from The Texas Chainsaw Masacre, to Last House on the Left, nothing surprises me anymore. I have expended more anger, time, and energy on heated gripe-fests than my body can handle. The re-make of A Nightmare On Elm Street has already recived my expected axe blows, but a gleaming light of hope has rained down upon this film. Jackie Earle Haley, best known these days as “Rorschach” in the WATCHMEN movie, will be dawning the bladed gauntlet that Robert England breathed life into. From Variety: Read the rest of this entry »
Due to a severe face melting on Saturday night, I have fallen a little behind on my horror themed reviews. So to make up for the day that was lost, you get a two-fister review, right in the love pump.
Much like the great Ohmars, I too was mentally ruined by a particular 80’s fright flick. His was Poltergeist, a film that did a raging number on my He-Man sheets as well, but that movie was nothing compared to the terror that still haunts me to this very damn day.