That’s right folks, it was 20 years ago today that Canadian animator/maniac John Kricfalusi warped the minds of 10-12 year olds across the globe. Never before had toilet humor and outlandish violence been captured so beautifully as it was with the help of an asthma-hound chihuahua and a semi-retarded cat. But if it wasn’t for the disturbing nonsensical chaos that Ren & Stimpy provided, I probably wouldn’t be the jolly ole Viking that I am today. Read the rest of this entry »
“Weird Al” Yankovic: Perform This Way
I’ve always been more of an old-school Al fan. Even though his recent albums are funny as all hell, I still don’t dig the bands he’s been parodying. But this new video makes my nostalgic heart feel like it’s stuck in a closet with Vanna White every time I hear this killer new shit from that lanky madman with the curly hair. He managed to rock my face off and disturb me for life all in the span of 15 seconds. Well played good sir. Well played.
Alice Cooper: He’s Back (The Man Behind The Mask)
How could I let a Friday the 13th slip by without listening to this song? Sure it’s from one of the lesser Friday movies, but you simply can’t ignore how awesomely amazing this tune is.
It’s been a good 10 years since Tim Burton grabbed the world by the scruff and drove it face-first into a steaming pile of monkey spunk that was his remake of the classic Planet of the Apes. Some have forgiven the dreary director, but I for one have not. Sure, his rendition was closer to the story the original that Apes was based off of. That doesn’t give him the right to do what he did. The stink of Paul Giamatti will never go away, despite the hours of vigorous scrubbing. Read the rest of this entry »
Find it hard facing Fridays? Despite the glorious weekend that awaits, does your body simply not want to climb out of bed? Fear not, my little snow-flakes. Just toss back an ear-full of Niki & Sarah’s Early Show (via Unregular Radio) while you chisel those eye-boogers away. They’re just the thing you need to help you power through your morning routine while your brain is picturing the many ways you’ll be destroying it over the weekend. Read the rest of this entry »
While at a pizza party my friend was throwing this past Friday night, someone suggested we watch this video. Being half awake and half in the bag, I wasn’t prepared for the laughing fit that came as a result of this gaseous man of the cloth. My face is still sore from that night.
Zlad! – Electronic Supersonic
Some say that this is the worst video ever. Those people are stupids. This video rules! OFF-BLAST!
Out of all those learned toons, my money’s on Brock Samson. He seems like an expert on such things.
If only they knew that Oh Mars gives off the intoxicated look at all waking hours of the day, I guarantee that things would have gone differently for that franchise. Had they only understood his sense of humor, their pizza would have stopped tasting like shit, we’d be getting Ninja Turtle inspired recipes, and Star Wars would be playing a major roll in their advertising campaign. No question about it.
Tonight’s the night we all get super tanked and pass out early so that Santa can deliver his presents. But before he makes his way to Earth, he needs to make a pit stop at a planet similar to ours. A great evil named Horde Prime has learned of the Spirit of Christmas, fearing that it just might be the only thing powerful enough to stop him. Guys like that make me want to kick them in the jingle balls. Read the rest of this entry »
Come on, get up, and quit your nappin’! It’s a crazy, messed-up place, where anything can happen! There’s a chair that freakin’ talks (HEY LOOK!), there’s some fish that give advice (HOLY CRAP!)! It’s screwy…at Pee-Wee’s playhouse!
That place really is nuts; I know, cuz I’ve been there a few times. But when Christmas time rolls around, some wild shit happens. Read the rest of this entry »
CONAN: Minty The Candy Cane That Fell On The Ground
If I have to have this damn song stuck in my head for a week, then SO DO YOU!
His name is Shumway. Gordon Shumway. He is a refugee from the terrible explosion of planet Melmac (a quaint little rock, once located six parsecs past the Hydra-Centaurus Supercluster). Many of his customs are strange to us, like Fappiano and National Rag On The Martians day. Christmas is one of ours that he can’t quite grasp. Read the rest of this entry »
No man in the history of Sitcom Land takes their neighborhood decorating contest more serious than Tim Taylor. Everything from “The Three Wise Tool Guys”, to a full sized electric Tim, has a well thought out spot on his roof. But not everything is all “Holly Jolly” in the Taylor household this year. It seems the old proctologist across the street has found a way to go decoration for decoration, illuminating his place with near identical ornaments before The Tool Man can set up his. What a Scrooge McFuck. Read the rest of this entry »
The Year Without A Santa Claus: Snow Miser/Heat Miser
Outside my window is a world of frozen misery to some, winter wonderfulness to others. Remind me to drop a line to Heat Miser. His brother needs to be smacked.
Thank you, Universe. Once again you have created a movie that was tailor made for me and those I nerd around with. Keep ’em coming, please.
(small request: more Natalie Portman ass would be much appreciated.)
Zombies? Hot mermaids? High adventure? Penelope Cruise in sexy pirate attire? Yes, please!
They eyes of The Ranger are upon you. Any wrong you do he’s gonna see. When you’re in Texas, look behind you. Cuz that’s where The Ranger’s gonna be…ready to roundhouse-kick your head right the fuck off! That’s right, ladies and germs, Chuck Norris has become an honorary Texas Ranger!
Hey bad guys, rapists, kidnappers, and drug lords….here’s just a taste of what’s in store for you: Read the rest of this entry »
There are only two things that need to be said about this video: Read the rest of this entry »