Pondering The Aftermath of “A Nightmare on Elm Street 3”

June 7, 2013

Dream_warriors

There are certain movies that one can watch countless times and never get sick of.  Everybody has their list.  I keep mine in a little box next to my bed.  Half the fun of re-watching these movies isn’t just in the recitation of every line.  No, sir.  The bulk of the enjoyment comes when you notice something brand new in a movie you’ve seen more times than your I.Q. score.  This very thing happened to me quite recently. Read the rest of this entry »


5 Most Underrated Horror Flix

October 29, 2010

Halloween time has snapped its rotting head in our direction, and boy is my DVD collection running for the hills.  While most people are torturing their young with new and horrific ways to cram them into mom-made animal/object/food costumes, I’m busy mutilating my horror movie section for a night of gore-filled bliss. Read the rest of this entry »


“IT’S PARTY TIME!”: A Return Of The Living Dead Q&A

October 19, 2010

“Do you ever FANTASIZE..about being KILLED?”

MORE OF THIS MONSTER MANIA CRAP?!“.  Yes.  More of this Monster Mania crap.  I wasn’t kidding when I said a ton of stuff happened at this thing, and trying to fill all you maniacs in on it all is a lot of work.  Being sick for an entire week didn’t help matters much, either.  But never the less, let’s get on with it. Read the rest of this entry »


Product Of The Week: The KFC Double Down

September 28, 2010

There are some who say that KFC is the McDonalds of chicken.  I disagree.  KFC is more like the Burger King of chicken; not good for you at all, yet still better than McDonalds.  A new product joined the menu at KFC a few months back, hitting me right in the stomach.  It’s called the “Double Down”, a sandwich that has pissed off health nuts across the globe.  Smart people have been giving rave reviews of this wild concoction, but I wasn’t able to acquire one….until recently. Read the rest of this entry »


Hot Heroines And “Gore”geous Girls: The Art Of David M. Bancroft

September 23, 2010

Gorgeous fantasy women are hard to find.  They need great legs, a killer rack, flat stomach, and hair that lightly tickles their butt-crack.  Capturing such perfection on paper isn’t easy, I know cuz I’ve tried.  But artist/illustrator David M. Bancroft has done just that, I shit you not. Read the rest of this entry »


Prick Of The Month: August 2010

August 10, 2010

“What a twist!”

Dario Argento.  George A. Romero.  Lucio Fulci.  Sam Raimi.  John Carpenter.  M. Night Shyamalan.  All of these names have become synonymous with the horror/thriller movie genres, but one of them is not like the others.  One of them just doesn’t belong.  The films created by this “man” are as silly and stupid as his last name, yet for some reason have struck a chord with young fright fans of today.  He recently ruined a wonderful cartoon that airs on Nickelodeon, though you’d have to pay me a hefty sum to watch his film adaptation.  Let’s give this chowder-head prick the honor he deserves, for he has earned it many times over.  Your Prick of the Month is none other than M. Night Shamamalamadingdong. Read the rest of this entry »


The Cartoon Bone Yard

July 13, 2010

I could have spent my afternoon doing something productive, but instead, I’ve dredged up some wonderful forgotten cartoons from the late 80’s and early 90’s for you all to enjoy.  Every cartoon I’ve found for this post is extra special so, without further time wasting, I give you:  The Cartoon Bone Yard. Read the rest of this entry »