New Terminator Trailer

June 20, 2011

It’s going to be hard for them to top T2, but if you ask me this T-X looks to be one bad ass mother eff.


Crazy Crap: Portal Kombat!!

April 28, 2011

No, this isn’t a real game.  But if it were, it would be the best game of all time….just as long as Kratos shows up to dish out some pain to those disturbingly cute robots.  They seriously need a good roughing up.

Crazy Crap: The Farting Preacher

March 14, 2011

While at a pizza party my friend was throwing this past Friday night, someone suggested we watch this video.  Being half awake and half in the bag, I wasn’t prepared for the laughing fit that came as a result of this gaseous  man of the cloth.  My face is still sore from that night.

Crazy Crap: Real Snarf!

January 31, 2011

Most likely it’s illegal to own one of these things in Massachusetts, but I don’t give a shit.  I would proudly drive around my area with a Snarf in the passenger seat.  All I’d have to do is keep my glove box fully stocked with candy-fruit, and deal with the occasional lecture.  Now for the difficult task of getting one smuggled down from New Thundera.

Crazy Crap: A Rusty Venture?

January 27, 2011

Out of all those learned toons, my money’s on Brock Samson.  He seems like an expert on such things.

How To Quit A Job: Oh Mars Style

January 13, 2011

If only they knew that Oh Mars gives off the intoxicated look at all waking hours of the day, I guarantee that things would have gone differently for that franchise.  Had they only understood his sense of humor, their pizza would have stopped tasting like shit, we’d be getting Ninja Turtle inspired recipes, and Star Wars would be playing a major roll in their advertising campaign.  No question about it.

Crazy Crap: Thundercats, RUUUUUUN!

December 22, 2010

In an effort to raise money for the Save The Snarfs Society, a handful of Thundercats rallied the people of First Earth for a 5k charity marathon.  While Cheetara set countless world records on that day, Thundercats Ben-Gali and Lynx-O mysteriously disappeared.  Witnesses report spotting a bandaged weightlifter with blue skin and a tattered red cape fleeing the scene.  Officials are baffled.