While a slew of morons are plastering religious nonsense all over the internet, some rather shocking information elbow-dropped me into my own religious experience….and not in a good way. It seems the greatest, most meticulous, professional wrestler has signed his contract to wrestle for eternity in the halls of Valhalla. Today, “Macho Man” Randy Savage passed away. TMZ has all the details that are known as of now.
There’s no denying the sheer incredibleness of this man. It may have been near impossible to understand half the stuff that came out of his bearded noise hole, but who cares. The man was literally King of the Ring!
It’s rather difficult for me to come up with the right words to honor such an awesome guy. So I guess the next best thing is to video bomb the hell out of you with some of Randy’s best stuff.
VS Ricky Steamboat at Wrestlemania III 2/15/1987:
Proposing to Miss Elizabeth:
Behind The Madness:
On Arsenio Hall:
Slim Jim commercials:
I don’t dig this one bit. I’m gonna snap into a 30-rack.