How To Quit A Job: Oh Mars Style

If only they knew that Oh Mars gives off the intoxicated look at all waking hours of the day, I guarantee that things would have gone differently for that franchise.  Had they only understood his sense of humor, their pizza would have stopped tasting like shit, we’d be getting Ninja Turtle inspired recipes, and Star Wars would be playing a major roll in their advertising campaign.  No question about it.

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One Response to How To Quit A Job: Oh Mars Style

  1. travelingmad says:

    Wow. This was interesting. I’m at a loss for words.

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