Christmas Throwbacks (Episode IV): A New Pee-Wee

Come on, get up, and quit your nappin’!  It’s a crazy, messed-up place, where anything can happen!  There’s a chair that freakin’ talks (HEY LOOK!), there’s some fish that give advice (HOLY CRAP!)!  It’s screwy…at Pee-Wee’s playhouse!

That place really is nuts; I know, cuz I’ve been there a few times.  But when Christmas time rolls around, some wild shit happens.  Random celebrities from all walks of stardom come by to spread some holiday cheer.  One can hob-nob with such high-brow talent as Charo, Magic Johnson, The Del Rubio Triplets, Zsa Zsa Gabore, Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon, Grace Jones, Little Richard, and still get a touch of royalty when The King of Cartoons pops in.

Pee-Wee Herman sure knows how to get the most out of life, especially when it comes to solidifying his Christmas present quota.  He does his damnedest all year to be the nicest boy in the world, so he should have no problem getting a few gifts from Old Jelly Belly.  But this year, Pee-Wee got a little greedy.  His list for Santa stretches from here to Mars and back, causing Mr. Kringle’s toy supply to run low.  How will he be able to give to the rest of the world when Pee-Wee has all the toys he made?  Let’s watch and find out:

Feliz Nah-blah-blah everyone!


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