No man in the history of Sitcom Land takes their neighborhood decorating contest more serious than Tim Taylor. Everything from “The Three Wise Tool Guys”, to a full sized electric Tim, has a well thought out spot on his roof. But not everything is all “Holly Jolly” in the Taylor household this year. It seems the old proctologist across the street has found a way to go decoration for decoration, illuminating his place with near identical ornaments before The Tool Man can set up his. What a Scrooge McFuck.
To make matters worse, Brad has been invited to go skiing on Christmas with his friend’s family. Because he’s a natural lunkhead, he’s blinded by selfishness to see how much he’s hurting Jill. What a spoiled brat. “I’m Brad! I live in a huge house, with two loving parents that get me what ever I want yet won’t let me go skiing on Christmas. My life sucks!“. Little bastard. At least go see your brother sing in church before deciding to turn into a prick.
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