Christmas Throwbacks (Episode II): Attack Of The Taylors

No man in the history of  Sitcom Land takes their neighborhood decorating contest more serious than Tim Taylor.  Everything from “The Three Wise Tool Guys”, to a full sized electric Tim, has a well thought out spot on his roof.  But not everything is all “Holly Jolly” in the Taylor household this year.  It seems the old proctologist across the street has found a way to go decoration for decoration, illuminating his place with near identical ornaments before The Tool Man can set up his.  What a Scrooge McFuck.

To make matters worse, Brad has been invited to go skiing on Christmas with his friend’s family.  Because he’s a natural lunkhead, he’s blinded by selfishness to see how much he’s hurting Jill.  What a spoiled brat.  “I’m Brad!  I live in a huge house, with two loving parents that get me what ever I want yet won’t let me go skiing on Christmas.  My life sucks!“.  Little bastard.  At least go see your brother sing in church before deciding to turn into a prick.

(hit the links for some Home Improvement greatness)

Twas The Blight Before Christmas:  Part 1

Twas The Blight Before Christmas:  Part 2

Twas The Blight Before Christmas:  Part 3

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