Product Of The Week: Star Wars Swim Suits (For The Ladies)

I am all for hot girls dawning Star Wars apparel.  Less is more, I always say, especially when it’s nearing X-Mas and they’re sporting beach attire.   The people over at Black Milk, have designed two swim suits for the bitchy girl who enjoys giving nerds the worst case of blue balls ever.

As crazy sexy as these pictures are, I can’t help but feel bad for the poor schmo who thinks that he’s actually going to bag a babe like these.  Reality check boys:  NORMAL GIRLS DON’T LIKE STAR WARS! Sorry, but it needed to be said.  Now…I’m off to dream of a gorgeous island where these two ladies cater to my every need.

(Side Note:  camel-toe costs extra)

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