They eyes of The Ranger are upon you. Any wrong you do he’s gonna see. When you’re in Texas, look behind you. Cuz that’s where The Ranger’s gonna be…ready to roundhouse-kick your head right the fuck off! That’s right, ladies and germs, Chuck Norris has become an honorary Texas Ranger!
Hey bad guys, rapists, kidnappers, and drug lords….here’s just a taste of what’s in store for you: