Birthday Bites: Cary Elwes

Today the great Cary Elwes turns a whopping 48 years old.  We should all pitch in and get this dude a gift.  I suggest either a rope, a new foot, or a better agent.  The poor guy hasn’t been in anything half decent since the first SAW movie, with the exception of random tv cameos and voice-overs.  Sure it’s work, but The Dread Pirate Roberts is capable of so much more.  He’d be perfect for the roll of Fandral in the new THOR movie.

Come on.  Hook a pirate up, Hollywood.  It’s his birthday for fuck sake.


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