Today the great Cary Elwes turns a whopping 48 years old. We should all pitch in and get this dude a gift. I suggest either a rope, a new foot, or a better agent. The poor guy hasn’t been in anything half decent since the first SAW movie, with the exception of random tv cameos and voice-overs. Sure it’s work, but The Dread Pirate Roberts is capable of so much more. He’d be perfect for the roll of Fandral in the new THOR movie.
Come on. Hook a pirate up, Hollywood. It’s his birthday for fuck sake.