I just pissed away 2 damn hours watching this crap, and I still have no damn clue what I just watched. The only thing I understood was that I love when hot girls show their boobs. Thanks for sucking my life away, Rob Zombie. Your terrible use of unnecessary symbolism, crappy plastering of celebrity cameos, and utter lack of any sort of story truly made my Saturday afternoon.
P.S. – Since when could Loomis teleport?