A strange envelope was slid under the door of the RBM office today. The only words written on it were “OPEN IMMEDIATELY“. We did. This photograph fell onto the floor along with a note glowing in purple. After having the note analyzed, it became quite clear to us that Skeletor and his cronies were the culprits. I’d say they took turns driving wooden dowels through Battlecat’s body then petrified the beast. He-Man may not be happy about this, but something tells me the kids in the RBM Day-Corral will.
Crazy Crap: Captured Battlecat