Heavy Metal Monday: 10/19/09

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I don’t know what pisses me off more: Jim Gillette’s nonsensical vocals or that idiotic guitar.  Is he trying to sound like Rob Halford with a dash of King Diamond?  Does he actually think he’s a bad ass for claiming he can break glass, simply by singing?  Are all ambidextrous people that arrogant?  While I ponder over these valid questions, why don’t you all watch this video from NITRO (a hilarious glam band from L.A. in the 1980’s).

Nitro: Freight Train

After many hours of pondering, I have decided on the following.  Jim Gillette is just a douche, plain and simple.  Guitarist Michael Angelo Batio is only showing off because of some deep rooted issues he has with being the center of attention.  Perhaps his childhood went with a lack of night-time hugs from mommy, causing him to seek out the arms of a fucking stupid looking instrument for closure.  Yeah, that sounds about right.  \m/

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