I don’t know what pisses me off more: Jim Gillette’s nonsensical vocals or that idiotic guitar. Is he trying to sound like Rob Halford with a dash of King Diamond? Does he actually think he’s a bad ass for claiming he can break glass, simply by singing? Are all ambidextrous people that arrogant? While I ponder over these valid questions, why don’t you all watch this video from NITRO (a hilarious glam band from L.A. in the 1980’s).
Nitro: Freight Train
After many hours of pondering, I have decided on the following. Jim Gillette is just a douche, plain and simple. Guitarist Michael Angelo Batio is only showing off because of some deep rooted issues he has with being the center of attention. Perhaps his childhood went with a lack of night-time hugs from mommy, causing him to seek out the arms of a fucking stupid looking instrument for closure. Yeah, that sounds about right. \m/