Heavy Metal Monday: 9/28/09

September 28, 2009


Heavy metal bands take no shit, rock hard, and are very intimidating….most of the time.  Back in the ’80s, record companies got massive big-hair boners for the bands in L.A.  Any ass clown that could play 3 chords, had long hair, or booked a gig at The Rainbow/Whiskey had a shot at making it big.  How very lame.  Because of this L.A. explosion, we had to suffer through many shitty bands, as well as the classic formula of “hit/ballad/hit”.

It is now almost 30 years later and safe to laugh at most of those bands.  Today we are going to laugh at DOKKEN. Read the rest of this entry »


Daunting Daddy DEXTER Returns

September 28, 2009


After several months of superbly shitty television, the sires at SHOWTIME have brought back our dear deadly friend, DEXTER.  I can not tell you how long I have been awaiting this day, and it certainly didn’t disappoint.

For those out there who don’t know about who DEXTER is, what he’s about, or how fucking dope he is, just use your preferred point and click method to make that final “must have” purchase on AMAZON.  You obviously live in a different world, and just plain suck.  For those who actually HAVE a brain, let’s skip the office water-cooler chit-chat and discuss tonight’s episode right now. Read the rest of this entry »