Heavy Metal Monday: 7/6/09


If you call yourself a true patriot, then you were among the many drunken maniacs who were igniting dangerous explosives while shotgunning Coors Lights this weekend.  I, on the other hand, embarked on a mission of explosionary proportions.  After summoning my brothers at arms, beers were cracked open, Doritos were feasted upon, and the stereo got cranked up to Blitzkrieg with the sounds of KEEL shrieking through our bodies.  Here’s just a minute fraction of the power that pulsated our brains into powder:

KEEL: The Right To Rock

I realize that you are now bursting with intensity as a result of this video.  Try to focus it all on chatting up the ladies in the work-place, giving the office dicknose a beat-down, and ripping the volume knob right out of your car stereo.  The 4th may have passed, but who gives a flying FUCK! \m/


One Response to Heavy Metal Monday: 7/6/09

  1. Steve King says:

    Note to self:

    Next time you get arrested , use smoke bomb.

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