Upon arrival at my chariot this morning, a swarm of annoying bugs felt it would be a great idea to hang out and piss me off. After showing them the error of their ways, I got to thinking about what life would be like if we could fly around on huge-ass bugs. Sure it might be a little icky, even a little f’n stinky, but fun none the less. I bring to you a toon where people, and a few mutated bad guys, do just that in an on-going struggle of good vs evil. Ride through the clouds with the mighty SECTAURS: Warriors of Symbion.
Considering the rarity of this show, I was shocked to find even these two episodes. To make up for the lack of cartoonage, here are a shit ton of the SECTAURS action figures. Weird as fuck? Yes. Lame? Yes. A rocking good time for a 7 year old? That remains to be seen.
The brave, the bold, and the fearless stand with Dargon.
The brutal and cruel attack with Spidrax.
Ax-Back: wasp? dragonfly? I don’t know what the hell this thing is.
Growfly: this one looks more like a tick, or a bed bug. Either way, you wouldn’t catch me on one of these things.
Rhine-Ox: this one can only be a ginormous Rhino-bettle
Snagg: chameleon-frog-sect or S.T.D.? You be the judge.
Swipe: I think I dated something that looked like this.
For the next few weeks there will be a string of shows that were more on the popular side. If there is anything that seriously kicks ass into outer space, leave a request! See ya next week fuckers! \m/