Who Did the What?! Will Ferrell to Appear on ‘Man vs. Wild’

After making me laugh my balls off as Ashley Schaffer on Eastbound and Down what do you plan to do next, Will Ferrel?

LOS ANGELES – Will Ferrell says it was a thrill to join adventurer Bear Grylls for an icy episode of Discovery Channel’s “Man vs. Wild.”

The channel said Wednesday that Ferrell and series host Grylls spent two days in Sweden’s mountains and glaciers for a “Man vs. Wild” special.

With Grylls as his guide, Ferrell rappelled down frozen waterfalls, scavenged for food in the forest — including reindeer eyeballs — and improvised snow shoes from saplings.

Ferrell said being part of “Man vs. Wild” was the “thrill of a lifetime.” In turn, Grylls said he did an amazing job in unforgiving conditions.

The episode is set to air in early June, coinciding with the release of Ferrell’s new comedy-adventure film “Land of the Lost.” (source)

I can’t wait. Will Ferrel + survival situations ripe with comedy = me happy. That’s some serious cross-promotion. Reindeer eyeballs are no joke. Those fuckers have big heads so I’m guessing their eyes are kinda hard to gulp down without sinking your teeth into ’em. Yum.

Side-note about reindeer: Isn’t it cool that they eat mushrooms and trip balls?

Sub side-note: I’ve also heard that the indigenous people that live near wild reindeer collect their urine and drink it because it retains whatever is in there that makes you kooky. And I’m not really cool with that. Had a bad urine drinking experience myself as a young’n.

I was about 9 or 10 and my family was on vacation in the lovely White Mountains of New Hampshire when my youngest brother realizes he has to piss. Dad ain’t about to stop so my mom produces an empty 10-k bottle (old school, knock-off Gatorade, anyone?) and has him wiz in there. About 20 minutes later I reach down to grab my thirst quenching lemon-lime 10-k. I yank off the cap and take a mighty swig. In the split second before the fluid hits my mouth I realize the warmth of the bottle in my hand and the odor eminating towards my nose. I might have swallowed a mouthful. I remember spitting some back into the bottle, but I also remember asking my dad if I was going to die. He joked for a second, until my mom made him stop, saying they would have to take me to the hospital to get my stomach pumped. I drank pee, not cool.


3 Responses to Who Did the What?! Will Ferrell to Appear on ‘Man vs. Wild’

  1. You drank my pee: The New Hampshirite: 1 Probot: 0

  2. Reed says:

    my dummy of a dad pissed in a mountain dew bottle, threw it in the car then later took it out and put it in the fridge… ya, self explanatory

  3. A2ThaCFoSho says:

    “Tic-Tac sir?” (Dumb and Dumber)

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