Stella Artois, beer for those with feudal privileges, has financed several short films as part of their Smooth Originals campaign. Above is their spoof of 8 Mile – reimagined in the style of French new-wave ala Jean-Luc Godard – entitled 8 Kilometres. The product placement is unnoticeable and it’s pretty funny too boot. Follow the jump for their Die Hard 3 spoof, Dial Hard. Do it now you female canines!