Last night I witnessed two amazing television commercials. The first was for Natural Light beer and the second was for the Total Transformation Program. Both are full of unintentional hilarity. I guess it only makes sense for Natty Light to be the subject of an intense marketing campaign during these tough economic times. It’s dirt cheap and will get you shit-rocked (I’m thinking Natural Ice here, but it’s the same family) so you can forget about how those pig-fuckers at AIG squandered away your 401(K).
The second commercial I legitimately thought was a joke until I realized I was watching the Science Channel and figured those crafty scientists don’t have time for humor. The fact that this commercial is serious only makes it a trillion times funnier. In case you didn’t know measuring things in trillions is all the rage nowadays. Did you know that if you were to travel one trillion seconds into the past you would end up chillin’ with cavemen 30,000 ago? I learned that listening to NPR.
Anyway, the two commercials are here for your viewing pleasure. Please help us decide which is funnier.