Couldn’t be much clearer than that.
CANBERRA (Reuters) – An Australian couple thought they were being attacked by an intruder when a kangaroo crashed through their bedroom window and started jumping on them.
“My initial thought, when I was half awake, was it’s a lunatic ninja coming through the window. It seems about as likely as a kangaroo breaking in,” told local media on Monday.
The three metre (9 feet) kangaroo smashed through the window in Ettlin’s Canberra home on Sunday night.
While Ettlin and his wife and young daughter took refuge under the blankets, the jumped on top of them, gouging holes in the furniture and smearing blood all over the walls, said the Australian Associated Press.
The next thing Ettlin heard was his 10-year-old son Leighton screaming from his bed: “There’s a ‘roo in my room!'”
Ettlin, a 42-year-old chef, wrestled the , got it into a headlock and dragged it out the front door. The kangaroo disappeared into bushes. (source)
Based on the facts of this story I am led to believe that Beat Ettlin, is himself, a ninja. Think about it. Only a ninja would suspect that another ninja would be breaking into his home. Granted, he did say “lunatic ninja,’ so it probably wasn’t very discrete, but still, his go-to instinct was that it was a ninja. Also, who else besides a ninja would be able to beat the bag out of a kangaroo? Aaand the guy’s name is Beat. As in Beat “Your Ass if You’re a Kangroo-intruder” Ettlin.