Well, here it is. Billy Mays on the Adam Carolla show. Turns out that the Shamwow, or should I say Scamwow, is the Zorbee. Vince stole it from Billy and broke the Pitch-Man Code.
Then Billy kicks a freestyle about it. Because he’s the freaking man.
Why do I get the feeling this is going to get messy? Vince is going to find himself tied to a chair Reservoir Dogs style with Billy’s crew circling him.
Goon 1: Why’dja gotta go and do that Vince?
Goon 2: Yeah, everything was all peaceful-like, but now, now things just ain’t right. (sweeps straight-blade knife up and down leg)
Vince: Guys, guys c’mon. It’s just a little towel.
Goon 1: I’m afraid not Vince. (cracks knuckles)
Goon 2: This is the most absorbent towel in the world we’re talkin’ about.
Goon 1: Say goodnight, Vince…