Billy Mays Is Out Of Fucking Control

As you are all well aware, this Billy Mays character is not only endorsing the hell out of every half-cocked, made-for-television product imaginable nowadays, but he’s also begun expanding his repertoire to include legitimate commercials for ESPN and iCan Benefit Group insurance. Also–and this is the big one– according to his wikipedia page, he has challenged fellow television pitch-man Vince “ShamWow” Offer to a “pitch-off.” This announcement was apparently made on February 10, 2009 on Adam Carolla’s radio show.

There is no word on if or when said pitch-off will occur or what a pitch-off actually entails for that matter. I imagine both men would be shown a product, they would each be given a few minutes to devise a strategy and then they would have to pitch it to a live audience as well as numerous television viewers enjoying the spectacle from the comfort of their homes. They would not be able to see each other’s performances and there would be American Idol style voting after each pitch-man has performed.

The loser gets fed to Titanboa.

Follow the jump for a list of the products Billy Mays endorses.

Below is a completely out-of-control list of products that Mays endorses. I jacked this from wikipedia so it may be incomplete. If you can think of any additional Billy Mays products, please enlighten the group.

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2 Responses to Billy Mays Is Out Of Fucking Control

  1. Sham-Wow is better than Zorbeez. Score one for Vince

  2. Vince says:

    Bring it Billy! I will sham wow the tears of your fickle followers!

    I will sham wow the ocean!!!

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