So last Wednesday the original family-friendly gangsta-rapper, Coolio, performed a concert at the Staffordshire University Students’ Union and it went swimmingly. From starpulse.com:
The hip-hop star was performing at Staffordshire University’s Students‘ Union on Wednesday night, when he decided to leap into the crowd. But the audience parted, sending the star crashing to the floor. The students them reportedly mobbed the rapper, stealing his bandana, jewelry and shoes before the star was rescued by the venue’s security team.
Jeez, you know you’re not in Gangsta’s Paradise anymore when the crowd you’re performing for lets you smash onto the floor and then proceeds to rob you blind. This, of course, is only made worse when it occurs at a university that has distinguished itself in the fields of molecular biochemisty, the organismal biosciences, law and the forensic sciences.
Actually, those organismal bioscience students are a rowdy lot. I partied with some orgamismal bioscientists this one time and it was like that Simpsons episode where Bart is mistakenly thought to be a genius (after forging his name on Martin’s exam) and has his lunch swindled away from him by those rascally bastards.Vodpod videos no longer available.