Casting Call For “Thor”

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In order for Hollywood to complete the team for an Avengers movie, a film about the Norse God of thunder is a must.  Over at coronacomingattractions.com a casting call for the lead roll in Thor has been released.

Male MUST BE MID-LATE 20’S and SIX FEET OR TALLER. LEAD.

Physically powerful, very handsome, occasionally egotistical, petulant, and wild. A natural warrior with a quick charming wit who must be genuinely and severely humbled before becoming the compassionate, mature hero of our film.

The start date of filming is given as July and the wrap is September.”

Even though I have no way to get to Callifornia, nor do I have the slightest shred of acting tallent, would any of you disagree that this part wasn’t tailer made for me?  RBM will be starting a Defender Must Get “Hammered fund.  All donations will be used to send Defender to Hollywood,  and get the rest of our robots blotto beyond Balder.

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6 Responses to Casting Call For “Thor”

  1. Reed says:

    Sooo you think I can get the part Patrick? You’ve seen my shirtless pics.

  2. Oh Mars says:

    Uhhh…yeah Reed. That role was written for you!

  3. Oh Mars says:

    Just To Clarify: Reed did not just email me shirtless pictures of himself. We’re Facebook buddies. I swear!

  4. Justin says:

    Now THIS sounds like an idea.

  5. […] about?  Pop quiz, hot shot!  Who requested that y’all donate some gold to send me to the open casting call?  Last I checked…IT WAS ME!!! The dude even has the same name as me!!  By Balder’s […]

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