Created by cartoonist Dan Meth, the Trilogy Meter presents a graphic representation of the enjoyment level of movie trilogies. I’m down with most of the graphs, except for the Batman one. Mr. Meth, are you autistic? Batman Returns is the fucking jam. Also, I find it impossible to compare Alien and Aliens; one is a perfect sci-fi film and the sequel is a perfect action movie. Mr. Meth, are you artistic?