The Expendables; Most Epic Cast Won’t Stop

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That’s right, mang. Danny Trejo, aka Machete, has joined the cast of Slyvester Stallone’s The Expendables. LatinoReview reports that Trejo will most likely be playing the main villian; a South American dictator who can only be stopped by Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Dolph Lundgren, and possibly Ben Kingsley. Add a dash of Forest Whittaker and…I must stop here lest my dick explodes. Oh, how can I forget, the Governor of California is also making a cameo. I need to go lay down.

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One Response to The Expendables; Most Epic Cast Won’t Stop

  1. Anonymous says:

    Tell me that Trejo doesn’t look like the illusive Keyser Soze in that shot

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