Pour One Out For: The Masturbating Bear

han-solo-carbonite

The land of Late Night television suffered a major blow last night.  One of the greatest characters to ever appear on Late Night with Conan O’Brien will not be joining him on his westward quest to an earlier time slot.

As most of you are aware, Conan will be taking over The Tonight Show on June 1st.  Because the show is aired at 11:30 pm, he will not be able to use The Masturbating Bear due to FCC regulations.  So in the spirit of awesome, Conan tried to preserve The Masturbating Bear by encasing him in carbonite.

Sounds like a boss idea right?  I thought so, but Carrie Fisher thought differently.  She freed The Masturbating Bear, letting him run wild in New York, only to meet up with him on a yacht to drink champagne and ride off into the sunset.  Wack well Masturbating Bear, you will be missed…….or will you?

Advertisements

One Response to Pour One Out For: The Masturbating Bear

  1. probot8 says:

    Oh no, this is not the last we’ll see of Masturbating Bear… As long as there are bears, there will be ones who masturbate. It’s science. Tonight Show beware.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: