Stephen King Talks Shit

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Me and Stephen King have so much in common. We both wear glasses (not shown). We both live on the East Coast. And we both hate Twilight. The only difference is that King actually read the book(s). I’m just an ignorant snob. While promoting his new book, King was interviewed by USA Weekend. During the interview, King was asked his opinion on the mega-success of J.K. Rowling and Stephenie Meyer. King got mad real:

“The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephanie Meyer can’t write worth a darn,” he said. “She’s not very good.”

But OH NO, the Horror-Don didn’t stop there! WHO’S NEXT!!!

King declared Perry Mason author Erle Stanley Gardner “terrible,” Dean Koontz “sometimes…just awful,” and James Patterson “a terrible writer” who is nonetheless “very very successful.” (Source)

King then went on destroy Papa Doc…without the beat! Till the next episode.

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2 Responses to Stephen King Talks Shit

  1. probot8 says:

    Steven King is the man. We began referring to him as the “Human Animal,” during the Red Sox 2004 World Series run due to his unkempt look. He should write the most terrifying vampire story ever to put that chump to shame.

  2. Yeh i cant right or wateva but sooooo? jealous human animal? i got a human animal for ya…it’s called a vampire and she eats your blood and shits out solid gold bullion, so suck it king!

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