With the American economy fastly swirling down the drain of a mega toilet, everyone from super powered stock brokers, to over-the-top Star Trek fans are feeling the pinch. It seems some uber loser (and that’s being very nice) robbed two 7-11’s in Colorado while wielding a Klingon Bat’leth.
“The robber, described as “a white man in his 20s, wearing a black jacket, blue jeans and wearing a mask” robbed the first 7-11 at 145 N Spruce Street in Colorado Springs at 1:50 AM. The robber demanded money and left after getting an undisclosed amount of cash. According to reports, the clerk recognized the weapon “from the Star Trek TV series.” A half hour later the Bat’leth bandit struck again at a 7-11 at 2407 Union, but after the clerk refused to give him any money the robber (in a very un-Klingon-like move) fled the scene. Neither clerk was injured and the robber is still at large.”
Come on brother, if yer gonna be a full fledged nerd, at least have the balls to rob a place with a Light Saber, or some L.A.R.P.ing boffer weapons, or those replica Wolverine claws. And don’t just wear a mask. Go all out and dawn some kick ass armor, and charge in on a mighty steed. You may get arrested, but what a way to go!