’09 Bonnaroo Lineup Announced: Featuring Everyone Who Has Ever Recorded an Album

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The full lineup for the 2009 Bonnaroo Festival has been announced. The lineup seems to be targeted towards anyone who has ever listened to music, ever. RBM is going to use all of our ad revenue to get Defender super drunk and send him to the festival, alone and confused, surrounded by these people.

Full lineup after the jump (the official site said “more to be announced,” because this obviously isn’t enough).

* Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
* Phish (2 shows)
* Beastie Boys
* Nine Inch Nails
* David Byrne
* Wilco
* Al Green
* Snoop Dogg
* Elvis Costello Solo

* Erykah Badu
* Paul Oakenfold
* Ben Harper and Relentless7
* The Mars Volta
* TV on the Radio
* Yeah Yeah Yeahs
* Gov’t Mule
* Andrew Bird
* Band of Horses
* Merle Haggard
* MGMT
* moe.
* The Decemberists
* Girl Talk
* Bon Iver
* Béla Fleck & Toumani Diabate
* Rodrigo y Gabriela
* Galactic
* The Del McCoury band
* of Montreal
* Allen Toussaint
* Coheed & Cambria
* Booker T & the DBTs
* David Grisman Quintet
* Lucinda Williams
* Animal Collective
* Gomez
* Neko Case
* Down
* Jenny Lewis
* Santogold
* Robert Earl Keen
* Citizen Cope
* Femi Kuti and the Positive Force
* The Ting Tings
* Robyn Hitchcock & The Venus 3
* Grace Potter and the Nocturnals
* Kaki King
* Grizzly Bear
* King Sunny Adé
* Okkervil River
* St. Vincent
* Zac Brown Band
* Raphael Saadiq
* Ted Leo and the Pharmacists
* Crystal Castles
* Tift Merritt
* Brett Dennen
* Mike Farris and the Roseland Rhythm Revue
* Toubab Krewe
* People Under The Stairs
* Alejandro Escovedo
* Vieux Farka Touré
* Elvis Perkins in Dearland
* Cherryholmes
* Yeasayer
* Todd Snider
* Chairlift
* Portugal. The Man.
* The SteelDrivers
* Midnite
* The Knux
* The Low Anthem
* Delta Spirit
* A.A. Bondy
* The Lovell Sisters
* Alberta Cross

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2 Responses to ’09 Bonnaroo Lineup Announced: Featuring Everyone Who Has Ever Recorded an Album

  1. defender669 says:

    by the Gods! there isn’t enough mead, beer, or whiskey to get me hammered enough to enjoy that stuff!

  2. JasonSchwartzmanFan says:

    Uh der. It’s a musical festival, I don’t think I’ve ever seen it this big though. I still don’t believe it. I’ve been waiting for my friend to look at it and tell me I’m not dreaming. I rearranged my whole work schedule so I can buy tickets Saturday, So if this is God’s idea of a cruel joke . . .
    And people aren’t painting each other this year . . . there wasn’t enough time for the orgy.

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