Bongate ’09: Michael Phelps is NOT a Fish

Photographic evidence has surfaced proving that Olympic Gold Medalist Michael Phelps breathes air and is indeed a human person and not a fish as was suspected by many. So this picture is apparently from some college party last November in South Carolina. Whatever. Phelps was 23 and acted like a 23 year old.  Although, he does strike me as someone who would have a picture taken of him ripping a bong just to gain some street cred (as much street cred as smoking pot can get you these days, he’ll take whatever he can get I assume). I mean, I don’t see any smoke in the chamber of that thing so until I see an exhale Phelps’ image, aside from being a lame d-bag, is still squeaky clean in  my mind.

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One Response to Bongate ’09: Michael Phelps is NOT a Fish

  1. coffee says:

    Phelps might have made alienated a few people with that pot-smoking picture, but i think he might have gained the support of another huge group of people to take their place

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